if you don’t like where you are, then change it.
you are not a tree.
also, i did not have nachos last night; someone kept me out playing darts and i got to have a veggie burger at the wisco. it’s ok, they’re not expensive.
also:

You’ve found the legacy blog. It’s twenty-some years of writing, in roughly the state I left it. Spacer GIFs, old jokes, posts that did not age well; some of it is fine, some of it is a basement. I keep it online because the work was real, and because deleting old posts would feel like editing my own past.
If you’d rather see current writing, the writing page is the right door.