if we weren’t

tumbling into a recession, i’d buy this:
UncommonGoods made me take the link down because “Unfortunately we have recently received a manual review by Google who has deemed links from your site unnatural based on their webmaster guidelines. We would like to kindly ask that you either take these links down from your site or make them a nofollow link. It would be greatly appreciated if you could please let me know if this is possible and when this can be done.”