From the legacy archive
someone asked if i’m hap hap hap lee married because kurt’s garlic toast didn’t turn out well. the answer is an obvious yes, and i hope it didn’t come across to anyone else that i might think garlic toast is the basis of a hap hap hap ee marriage. :)
You’ve found the legacy blog. It’s twenty-some years of writing, in roughly the state I left it. Spacer GIFs, old jokes, posts that did not age well; some of it is fine, some of it is a basement. I keep it online because the work was real, and because deleting old posts would feel like editing my own past.
If you’d rather see current writing, the writing page is the right door.
