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this is why americans suck

my biggest problem today is that i have a $25 amazon gift certificate and i want a pair of sandals but onlineshoes.com is having a buy-one-get-25%-off-the-other sale and the pairs are the same price.
and i have to decide. either i spend more and get two pairs or spend less and get one.