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praise allah!

it’s FRIDAY!
1. When was the last time you cheated?
i always cheat when i play solitaire with real cards and no one’s around.
2. When was the last time you stole?
i took a strawberry from the grocery store and ate it before getting to the checkout.
3. When was the last time you lied?
i probably told someone that i was “fine” when i wasn’t but really didn’t want to discuss anything with them.
4. When was the last time you broke or vandalized another’s property?
:/ this is turning into a huck finn fridayfive.
5. When was the last time you hurt a loved one?
kurt wasn’t keeping on his side of the bed, so i kicked him.