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this or that subject: animals
1. Cats or dogs?
i do like cats, but they make me all itchy and sneezy now. unless it’s an outdoor male cat. those don’t seem to bug me. but i like dogs. if they’re clean.
2. Butterflies or birds?
birds are pretty cool to look at. butterflies are too fast to enjoy.
3. Horses or cows?
cows always look like they’re having an okay time walking around in a field in the country. horses just look annoyed.
4. Turtles or snakes?
snakes. i’ve had 3 in my day and they seemed to be a little more receptive to communication than turtles.
5. Frogs or grasshoppers?
frogs. even though they pee on you when you pick them up, at least it’s not that brown crap that grasshoppers squirt at you.
6. Lions or tigers?
i think lions are pretty cool.
7. Elephants or mice?
mice. they eat less.
8. Porcupines or aardvarks?
aardvarks. i don’t have any ants but it’d probably still keep the house clean.
9. Unicorns or dragons?
i don’t really care.
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: You live in a rather dumpy apartment. A friend offers you a chance to be a roommate at a new place s/he is moving into, but they don’t allow pets. You have a pet. Do you find your pet a new home and take the new place, or do you keep your pet and stay put?
i do live in a dumpy apartment. but, i love my ferrets and if i can’t have them with me, i will not live there.