Every title I thought of seemed too long for a title. There’s a joke over here on this side of the world, that the copy writers in book development don’t have much of an opportunity to write, so they write the longest book titles possible. I digress. I’m currently going through a transaction dispute with an auction that I “won” on eBay. The seller is making him/herself nearly impossible to contact, and I’m not sure they’re even going to send me the merchandise. Half of this whole deal is my fault, but the other half is not. I’ve been relieved to find out that I am not the most unintelligent eBayer out there. On a very excellent note, I’m getting my hairs cut tonight. When she asks,”What are we doing today?” I will say, “Short and Sassy!”.