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long commute

i got 20 minutes away from home this morning before realizing my iphone was sitting on my closed laptop at home. i had mere seconds to decide if i should turn around or keep going since i was at the intersection of campus drive and old university. in a flash, i signaled to turn onto breese terrace. the following 25 minutes was witness to the worst driving i think i’ve ever put up with in madison.
all for my phone.
i also realized this morning that i had left my snack carrier at work which holds my empty coffee mug and nalgene for easy transport home. thusly, i’ve pinpointed yesterday as the precise moment at which i turned senile.