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i live by these people who have three border collies and they only seem to let them out at 7:30am and 9pm and they yell at them the entire time to “go potty! hurry up! knock it off!” it’s actually kinda weird how many people who live a stone’s...

gosh darn kids

so, i’m driving to work down the avenue, and all these kids (like 40 of them) start crossing the street at 4th to get to east high school. on a red light! yea, the intersection where at least 2 people have died doing the same exact thing. so, i stop, cuz...

menards

the inevitable weekly visit to menards came on tuesday night. we needed tinsnips for the steel to repair the cold-air return vent that george insisted we disassemble to aid in feeding the electrical wire through the holes in the joists. :/ anyway, since i’ve got...

crash

someone was signaling to pull out into the street, it was a small suv with a canoe on the top, and the car in front of me slammed on his breaks to let the guy go and i subsequently rear-ended the red pontiac something-or-other and woke myself up. and i couldn’t...