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one year

i forgot to tell you guys that jones turned one on sunday, september 24th. we sang happy birthday and gave him a frosty paws. it was funny. it also marked us being owned by him for 6 months. it went by fast. those first two weeks, i hardly slept omg.


we went to the dog park after i got home from work and there were like 800 people there. anyhow, this woman with a really cute dog that looked like a cat said, “i love your hair! it’s glowing!!” and proceeded to touch my head.


i wonder how much water we’d save if everyone turned off the faucet while they brushed their teeth.


at work, we used to have a joke wherein we would blame mercury’s position in the sky for any bad moods or arguments (yes, grown adults can sometimes still sound like they’re 10). so, i’m blaming mercury for my attitude this am. i honked at someone (i...